Committee on Conundrums: Solutions

After months of deliberation, we've compiled a list of possible explanations for why you don't have a beard.

• It is because I did not want one
• You are a vampire
• I have just finished bathing
• It is because you are trying to join a biking club
• Your cat is hiding under your chin

Or maybe, just maybe, it is because of our new policy requiring all committee members to have a beard.

For more information, see our official policy statement.