It's a question that has puzzled the greatest minds for centuries.
Perhaps it's because the answer is not immediately apparent.
Or maybe it's because the solution requires an existential crisis?
Either way, we've got some Paradoxical Snack Options to explore.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Epiphanies and see if you can uncover the hidden truth behind snacklessness.
And don't forget to consult the Manifesto of the Snacking Saint for inspiration and guidance.
Or, if all else fails, just have a snack already!