The Number Ninja Training Academy

Welcome, young Number Ninjas, to the most elite training program for statistical warriors. Here, you will learn to wield the ancient arts of:

• Statistical jujitsu: The art of manipulating data to get the answers you want.
• Probability ninja training: Hiding in the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to strike with your odds.
• Regression analysis ninja training: Sneaking into your enemies' models and sabotaging their predictions.

Graduation Day Spying for Patterns Outsmarting the Competition Training Schedule