Numerical Nonsense Committee

Our mission: to make numbers more confusing, more frustrating, and more utterly useless.

Our chairperson, Zeno, will be happy to answer all your numerically related concerns.

We're currently working on the following projects:

• Making π equal to -1
• Integrating the concept of "infinity squared" into the curriculum
• Creating an alternate reality where 1+1=3

Subcommittees

• Subcommittee of Infinite Loops
• Subcommittee of Absurd Statistical Queries

Meet our members:

• Zeno the Numeric
• Bernoulli the Bizarre
• Pi the Pretender