The esteemed member of the Committee of Conundrums, renowned for their ability to confuse even the most basic mathematical concepts.
Member of the Numerical Nonsense subcommittee, responsible for creating the most obtuse statistical models the world has ever seen.
Read more about our work with the Obfuscation Committee
| Member of | Contribution |
|---|---|
| Alpha-Beta-Gamma | Developed a statistical model that predicted the probability of a chicken crossing the road as 42% chance of being run over |