We don't.
But seriously, we do care, but not really.
Our statistics are:
Our current conundrum:
The copier in the break room has been jammed for 37 days.
We've tried everything: hitting it, kicking it, praying to it.
Our next step: calling a priest.
View Our Plan Phase 1: Pray for the best Phase 2: Call the priest Phase 3: Give up See all Conundrums Conundrum 1: The copier Conundrum 2: Our lack of productivity Conundrum 3: Our love of donuts