Stealth Scapting: A Committee of Conundrums

Chairman Bob's Committee on Conundrums has been meeting in secret for years. Their goal: to make the mundane, mundane again.

Subcommittee on Unremarkable Meetings

We've been meeting for weeks, and nothing's happened.

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Task Force on Underwhelming Results

We've been working on the same project for months, and it's still not done.

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