Steam Archaeological Societies: The Most Important Thing We've Ever Done
In the year 3050, humanity has reached an all-time low in innovation and creativity. The only thing we're good at anymore is arguing over who's better: steam archaeologists or steam engineers. It's time to settle this once and for all.
Steam Archaeological Institutes
The Steam Archaeological Institute is a prestigious organization dedicated to uncovering the secrets of our ancestors' steam-powered creations. Our team of experts has been tasked with cataloging every steam-powered contraption, from the humble steam-powered toaster to the majestic steam-powered catapult. Visit us today and learn the truth about the ancient art of steam archaeology.
Steam Archaeological Societal Critics
The Steam Archaeological Societal Critics are a group of rogue steam archaeologists who question the very fabric of our understanding of steam-powered history. They believe that the steam-powered toilet plunger was actually invented by a time-traveling alien. Join us and learn about the conspiracy theories that will change your life.