Our esteemed Committee of Conundrums has deemed that traditional coffee makers are a relic of the past. That's why we've invested in steam powered coffee machines - because who needs electricity when you can have hissing, steam-pumping, caffeine-fueled chaos?
Current Status: Steam Pump Availability Index indicates 87.5% of our steam engines are online.
We've also developed a line of artisanal steam powered coffee blends, carefully crafted to extract the perfect flavor from our high-pressure steam engines. Check out our Steam Powered Coffee Recipe Book for inspiration!
Side effects of steam powered coffee may include, but are not limited to: increased productivity, spontaneous combustion, spontaneous creativity, and spontaneous combustion-induced creativity.