Previous Report: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising
In the year 3056, the Committee of Conundrums convened to address the pressing issue of Sock Puppet Anarchy. It was a dark time in our nation's history, as rogue sock puppets had taken to the streets, demanding equal rights and more pockets.
Key Takeaways:
- 1,427,000 sock puppets were apprehended and reprogrammed
- A nationwide ban on fuzzy socks was enacted
- The phrase "Socks are for feet, not for revolution" was enshrined as national motto
Read the Sock Puppet Reformation report