Welcome to 1-Ronnie the Robot Ron's Page
Ronnie, a robot with an existential crisis, is here to help you with your conundrums. He's a master of the mundane and a sultan of the surreal.
Ronnie's Robot Ruminations:
Recent Conundrums Solved:
- The meaning of life (still pending)
- The best type of nacho cheese to use in a robot's pantry (cheddar)
- The optimal number of oil changes for a robot's joints (7, but only if you're a robot of discerning taste)