Subcommittee E: The Unstoppable Force of Unnecessary Meetings

This is the epicenter of inefficiency, where ideas come to be muddled and progress stalls.

Subcommittee F: The Committee of Unending Questions

• Subcommittee G: The Committee of Unresolved Issues

			
				// The committee's motto: "We're not procrastinating, we're redefining the concept of 'productivity'."
				// The committee's slogan: "Meetings: Where ideas go to die."
			
		

Subcommittee E's Charter

We, the members of Subcommittee E, solemnly declare that our primary objective is to create an impenetrable wall of bureaucratic red tape, insurmountable hurdles, and endless meetings.

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