Subcommittee for the Origin of the Universe

Exploring the unexplored, one committee at a time.

Minutes of Meeting 42

Present: Bob, Steve, Carol, and 17 other esteemed members.

Resolution:

Next Meeting: Never.

Open Questions

What was the universe's favorite flavor of ice cream during the Big Bang?

Is it possible that the universe is just a really, really, really big simulation?

Can we get a raise?

Minutes of Disagreement

Bob: "I'm telling you, it's turtles, man."

Steve: "No, no, no. That's just a ridiculous idea."

Carol: "I think it's... um, uh...