Minutes of Meeting 42
Present: Bob, Steve, Carol, and 17 other esteemed members.
Resolution:
- The universe was created 13.7 billion years ago.
- It's still expanding, but we're not sure why.
- We should really get to the bottom of this.
Next Meeting: Never.
Open Questions
What was the universe's favorite flavor of ice cream during the Big Bang?
Is it possible that the universe is just a really, really, really big simulation?
Can we get a raise?
Minutes of Disagreement
Bob: "I'm telling you, it's turtles, man."
Steve: "No, no, no. That's just a ridiculous idea."
Carol: "I think it's... um, uh...