Resolution of Major Woos: A Committee of Experts

Welcome to the Subcommittee for the Resolution of Major Woos

We are a team of highly trained, utterly unqualified experts tasked with resolving all manner of complex problems.

Current Woos: In Progress

• Committee of Conundrums
• Committee of Dilemmas
• Committee of Enigmas

Woos We're Currently Working On

• The Great Cheeseburger Conundrum
• Unnecessary Complexity in the Kitchen Sink
• Mystery of the Missing Socks

Subcommittee for the Resolution of Major Woos

Chairperson: Balthazar McSnarl, Esq.

Deputy Chairman: Reginald P. Bottomsworth, III

Secretary: Emily P. Faffing, PhD

Members: A cast of thousands, each with their own unique brand of incompetence

Meet the Team

• Subcommittee for the Unsolvable
• Department of the Ridiculous

Disclaimer: This is all completely serious, we swear.