Subcommittee of Byzantine Processes

Chairman

The Subcommittee of Byzantine Processes, under the esteemed leadership of Chairman Reginald W. P. Bottomsworth III, is tasked with navigating the labyrinthine complexities of committee politics.

Our motto, "May the odds be ever in our favor," serves as a constant reminder that, in the immortal words of Chairman Bottomsworth, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again, but with more forms, more meetings, and more memos."

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