The Subcommittee of Byzantine Processes

Conundrum-101: The Case of the Missing Socks

We have received your complaint about the disappearance of your socks. A thorough investigation has been launched, and our findings are as follows:

After weeks of intense deliberation, and numerous meetings that lasted late into the night, our team has narrowed down the list of possible explanations to:

• Sock Theft Investigation
• Sock Negation Theory
• Interdimensional Sock Displacement

We are still awaiting further input from the Sock Gnostics and the Society of Unseen Forces before we can proceed with a final resolution.

Next Steps:

Please refer to our Procedure Manual for a full understanding of our process.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Sock Dance to see if it helps you resolve your conundrum.