Chairperson, Zephyr W. Puzzlement, opened the meeting by declaring, "I'm not sure what we're doing here, but let's just go with it." Member, B. F. Fuddlesworth, responded, "I think we're trying to resolve paradoxes, but I'm not really sure what that means."
Action: Table of contents to be added to meeting agenda.
Member, X. J. Jumble, proposed a motion to adopt best practices in committee decision-making. Chairperson, Z. P. Puzzlement, countered with a 3-hour diatribe about the importance of doing the opposite. Debate was inconclusive.
Action: More coffee to be procured.
The meeting was adjourned with no resolution, much to everyone's surprise.
Next meeting: Paradox Resolution (TBD)