The Subcommittee of Chronic Disorganization

Meet the Experts

Our members have dedicated themselves to mastering the art of putting off tasks until they become emergencies.

Our current members include:

• Chairperson Procrastinationius
• Secretary of Putting it Off Until Tomorrow
• Vice President of "It's Not My Fault"

Our mission:

We aim to make the art of procrastination an Olympic sport. Our motto: "The sooner you start, the longer you'll take."

Related Pages:

• Back to Committee of Conundrums
• Subcommittee of Sudden Disaster

Recent Achievements

• Setting a new world record for most hours spent browsing cat videos: 12 hours, 45 minutes, 37 seconds
• Developing a comprehensive guide to justifying why the task can wait
• Perfecting the art of making excuses sound plausible

Our achievements are a testament to the power of dedication and focus on the art of doing nothing.

Upcoming Events

We are proud to announce our upcoming events:

• The Procrastination Olympics: a competition to see who can do the least amount of work in the shortest amount of time
• The Annual Meeting to Decide What to Do Next
• The Symposium on "Why We're Late Again"