Meet the committee that's been tasked with solving the problems that don't even exist.
Chairperson, Conundrum 2: The Sub-Sub Committee of Utter Confusion
Astrid Punsley, Esq.
Chairperson since 2018, despite constant questioning of her sanity.
We're meeting in a cramped, windowless conference room deep beneath the city streets.
Our task: to figure out how to get the vending machine working again.
Because, apparently, it's been jammed since 2015.
Progress: 0% (estimated)