Committee of Conundrums - Subcommittee of Irrksome Decisions
Where the absurd meets the bureaucratic
Welcome to our esteemed subcommittee, where we deliberate on the most pressing issues of the day!
Our members have dedicated themselves to making decisions that will be remembered for generations to come, or at least until the next meeting.
Current Agenda:
- Should we have pizza for lunch or sandwiches?
- Is it too early to start playing Christmas music in July?
- Can we make the office coffee machine dispense only artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free decaf coffee?
Recent Decisions:
- We decided to take a 3-hour lunch break on Fridays.
- We voted to have Monday mornings begin at 10:00 AM instead of 9:00 AM.
- We mandated the use of Comic Sans for all official documents.