Welcome to the Slug-Food Bank-Store!
Here, we sell the finest, most succulent slugs to the discerning gourmet slug enthusiast. Our slugs come in a variety of sizes, from the petite, "Snuggle-Bug" to the behemoth, "Gastronomic-Gastric-Goliath".
Why settle for a boring old salad when you can have a slug-based meal that will make your taste buds do the tango? Come visit us today and experience the thrill of the slug-food revolution!