Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! We're thrilled to have you at the Sluggy McSlugface Residence. Here, you'll find a plethora of puzzling problems and bewildering brain teasers to keep you on your toes.
Our subcommittee, the Sluggy McSlugface Solutions, is hard at work finding creative answers to the most confounding conundrums. Come for a visit and see what kind of absurdities we're concocting!
Don't forget to explore our other subpages:
Due to an unexpected influx of Sluggys, we're currently experiencing a shortage of McSlugfaces. Please bear with us as we work to resolve this crisis.
1. The Great Cheese Problem: Why do our conference rooms always have an abundance of free cheese, but no one ever shows up to eat it?
2. The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler: Someone keeps stealing our staplers. We're starting to think it's a Sluggy in disguise.
3. The Enigma of the Inflatable Unicorn: Why does our CEO insist on wearing a giant inflatable unicorn horn to meetings? Is it a power play or just a cry for help?
Write to us at info@sluggymcslugface.com or leave a message in the Sluggy Mailbox.
