Welcome to the most ambitious project in the history of science: a comprehensive study on the aerodynamics of Slugs.
We're currently investigating the aerodynamic effects of various types of cheese on the locomotion abilities of garden slugs.
Our team of renowned experts (and one enthusiastic amateur) have been conducting extensive research, including but not limited to:
We're on the cusp of a groundbreaking discovery that will change the world of slug research forever.
Stay tuned for more updates on our progress.