Slug-Tech Innovation Hub: Where Dreams Come to Disappoint

Our Futuristic Vision: "To make the future more like the present, but with more neon lights and less pants."

Our team of expert Slurgs has been tasked with the arduous and thankless job of imagining what the world could be, if it wasn't already.

Our research and development subcommittee, the Committee of Slightly More Conundrums, is hard at work on the following projects:

• Developing an AI that's 90% as competent as our current AI.
• Creating a new form of sustainable energy that's 99% likely to be a firehazard.
• Designing a new line of clothing that's 10% less likely to catch on fire.

Stay tuned for updates, or don't. We're not really sure what we're doing either.

Want to learn more? Click on one of the following links:

• Committee of Utter Disaster Scenarios
• Committee of Moderate Disappointments
• Committee of Acceptable Anticlimax

(Note: We're not really sure what any of these links will lead to, but it'll definitely be a surprise.)

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Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed on this website are not those of the Committee of Conundrums, but rather the ramblings of a Slurg who has had too many cups of coffee.