Sluggy Research Notes

The subcommittee of Sluggy Research and Development is dedicated to finding innovative solutions to the most pressing problems. Like, have you ever noticed how difficult it is to get the office stapler jammed properly? It's a real Sluggy conundrum. We're working on it.

Some of our current research projects include:

• The Sluggy Staple Solution
• The Conundrum of the Missing Tissue Box
• The Enigma of the Fridge Magnets

Note: This page is still in the works. Please check back soon for updates.

Some code snippets for the Sluggy Staple Solution:

				staple = jam
				if staple != jam:
					staple = jam
				print "Staple is now jammed properly"