Agenda Item 3: The Great Pizza Cheese Conundrum

Sub-Committee of Sluggy Research and Development presents: The Conundrum of the Century!

It has come to our attention that the optimal cheese-to-topping ratio on a classic margherita minimalist pizza is, in fact, 3.14:1. But is thisæk ratio truly the best?

Our research suggests that it may, in fact, be a travesty. A travesty of the highest order. We propose a new, bold, and daring approach: The Sluggy Method.