Meet the esteemed members of the Subcommittee on Soluble Problems, tasked with tackling the most baffling, yet somehow still drinkable, conundrums.
Chair: Professor Peculiar, expert in the field of Existential Quo
Vice Chair: Dr. Baffling, renowned for her groundbreaking research on The Elusive Art of Finding One's Keys
Member: Mr. Enigmatic, specialist in The Mysterious Case of the Moist Toilet Paper
Last week's meeting was a resounding success, with the committee tackling the age-old question of Parking Lot Puzzles.