We, the Subcommittee of Spoon Philosophy, delve into the uncharted territories of utensil-based metaphysics. Our research involves the existential implications of the spoon as an object of human interaction.
Our current projects include: "The Spoon as a Metaphorical Representation of the Human Psyche" and "The Ergonomics of Spoon-Based Existentialism."
Key Findings:
- Spoons are, in fact, the perfect symbol of human existence due to their inherent paradox: they can be both utensil and ornament.
- The spoon's ability to be both functional and aesthetic is a direct reflection of human nature, which can be both practical and whimsical.
- We've discovered that the optimal spoon-to-hand ratio is 1:1.5, with a 1.2 ratio resulting in spoon-related existential dread.