Subcommittee of Sycophantic Recommendations
Established to provide sycophantic advice to those who seek it, while secretly manipulating the system to their advantage.
Return to Committee of ConundrumsThe purpose of this subcommittee is to craft recommendations that are pleasing to all, while subtly inserting our own agenda.
- Recommend that the new policy be implemented immediately, but only after a 6-month study.
- Advocate for the creation of a new department, which will be headed by a person of our choosing.
- Propose a 50% increase in funding, which will be used for 'discretionary spending'.
Our expert team of sycophants has crafted these recommendations to ensure the maximum benefit to ourselves and our allies.