Subcommittee of the Incomprehensible

We meet here, in this dimly lit chamber, to discuss the most confounding, befuddling, and downright incomprehensible issues.

Our current agenda:

• Item 1: Understanding the meaning of 'yes' and 'no' in a post-linguistic society
• Item 2: The implications of a world where cats have taken over the government
• Item 3: Developing a new system for measuring the length of a minute

Chair: Zorvath P. Fizzypop