The Committee of Conundrums, Subcommittee of the Missing Socks: A Panel of Experts on the Great Sock Conspiracy

We're the ones who know. We're the ones who've seen it all. The Sock-napping, the Sock-pilfering, the Sock-neglect. We're here to expose the truth behind the world's most heinous crime: Missing Socks.

Members:

• Chairman, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth (Expert on Sock Dynamics)
• Dr. Emily P. Bottoms (Sock Forensic Specialist)
• Dr. John M. Sockworth (Sock Psychologist)

Subcommittees:

• Subcommittee of the Sock Gatekeepers (Investigating Sock Hoarding in the Industry)
• Subcommittee of Sock Identity Theft (Exposing Sock Swaps and Switch-ups)