Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums. This subcommittee is tasked with studying the intricacies of sock ontology, an inquiry that has been vexing philosophers and laundry enthusiasts alike for centuries.
We will be exploring the ontological implications of sock pairs, lone socks, and the existential crisis that ensues when the missing mate is nowhere to be found.
The Sock Ontology Manifesto: A treatise on the nature of socks and their place in the grand tapestry of existence.
Learn more...We have assembled a team of experts from diverse backgrounds to tackle the complexities of sock ontology.
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