According to the Socky Sociological Reductionist manifesto, all human behavior can be reduced to four fundamental sock-related principles:
1. Sock Ownership
Sock Ownership = (Socks Owned - Socks LOST) / Total Socks Available
2. Sock Matching
Sock Matching = Socks Pairs / Total Socks
3. Sock Proliferation
Sock Proliferation = (New Socks Bought / Socks Owned) x 100
4. Sock Hoarding
Sock Hoarding = (Socks Hidden in Sock Drawer / Total Socks Available) x 100
By applying these principles, we can unlock the secrets of human behavior and achieve true Socky Nirvana.
Stay Socky, folks!