As a subcommittee of the Committee of Conundrums, we're tasked with regulating the spoils of war, because someone has to make sure the victors get their spoils in a somewhat organized and non-violent manner.
Our mission is to create a system that balances the interests of both the conquerors and the conquered, with an emphasis on minimal collateral damage and maximum plunder. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Committee of Conundrums, where the art of governance meets the science of getting stuff!