Committee on the Meaninglessness of Dead Rodent Bits

Our Purpose: To Prove That Even the Most Mundane Things Are, in Fact, Pointless

Chairperson: Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, Ph.D.

We are a committee dedicated to exploring the existential crises that arise from contemplating the meaning of a discarded rodent carcass. Our work is a journey into the very heart of absurdity.

We have published several papers on the subject, including:

• The Meaning of Missing Socks: A Study
• The Futility of Folding Lanterns: A Report
• The Emptiness of Empty Cupcakes: A Treatise

Our next meeting will be at Agenda to discuss the meaninglessness of a used tissue.

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