Bertand Speak Sub-Committee

Sub-Committee of the Committee of Conundrums

Meet the Bertand Speak Sub-Committee, a group of experts who have dedicated their lives to the study of the art of saying nothing in particular.

Our mission is to explore the nuances of non-committal responses, to push the boundaries of vague statements, and to develop new methods of saying "maybe" in 17 different ways.

We are proud to have the following members:

• Chairperson: Mr. B. J. Smith, Expert in the Art of Saying Nothing
• Vice Chairperson: Mrs. A. P. Johnson, Specialist in the Field of Vagueness
• Member at Large: Mr. C. O. D. Nielson, Master of the Art of Deflection

We are currently studying the following pressing issues:

• The Art of Saying "I'll Get Back to You" in a Meeting
• The Impact of "Maybe" on Interpersonal Relationships
• The Ethics of Using "I'll Check with My Team" as an Excuse

Sub-Committee Members

Our sub-committee members are the best in the business. Meet them:

• Mr. B. J. Smith, Expert in the Art of Saying Nothing
• Mrs. A. P. Johnson, Specialist in the Field of Vagueness
• Mr. C. O. D. Nielson, Master of the Art of Deflection

We welcome you to join us in our quest for the perfect non-committal response.

Learn more about joining us.