Welcome to the eternal entanglements subcommittee, where we get lost in the intricacies of bureaucracy. Our motto: "We're not stuck, we're just... reorganizing."
Chairperson of the Subcommittee: Bureaucratus Maximus, Lord of the Red Tape.
We're currently discussing the merits of "The Conundrum Protocol" and whether it's more effective than "The Entanglement Algorithm."
Next meeting: Never. We're still deciding on the agenda.
For more information, visit our Committee Chronicles.