Committee for the Replacement of Sentimental Suffering with Joy

Our mission: To replace all forms of sentimental suffering with joy, because let's be real, who needs all that angst?

Meet our esteemed members:

• The Quantum Fluctuator General
• The Suffering Sentimental Adjutator
• The Joy Disseminator in Chief

Stay tuned for our next meeting, where we'll be discussing:

• The finer points of Quantum Fluctuation Theory
• Best practices for replacing angst with joy
• Who ate the last of the donuts from the conference room

Join us next Tuesday for Quantum Fluctuation Tuesday!