Committee of Conundrums

Ontological Obsessions

Meet our committee of experts in the field of ontological obsessions. We're not just obsessed, we're ontologically obsessed.

Subcommittees:

• Paradoxical Ontology
• Ontological Nihilism
• Essentialism of Being

Meeting Minutes:

Our last meeting was a rousing success! We discussed the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. We also had a spirited debate about whether or not the meaning of 'nothing' is, in fact, something.

Upcoming Events:

• Our annual 'Nothingness Gala' will be held on the spring equinox. Don't miss it!
• We're planning a 'Philosophy-a-Palooza' to be held on the autumnal equinox. Stay tuned for more information.

Archives:

• January 1, 2018: The meeting where we decided the universe is, in fact, a giant hamster.
• February 1, 2020: The meeting where we declared the meaning of life is 42, but only on Tuesdays.

And, of course, our famous Frequently Asked Questions page. Because, let's be real, who doesn't love a good FAQ?