We are a committee of esteemed experts in the field of oxymoronic logic. Our purpose is to explore the absurdities of human thought and language.
Our motto is: "We're not arguing, we're just explaining why you're wrong."
Chairperson: Dr. Emily Punsley, renowned expert in the field of oxymoronic logic and author of the book "The Art of Saying Something and Its Opposite".
Member: Professor Reginald B. Punsley, expert in paradoxical puns and holder of the record for most consecutive hours spent writing a single sentence.
We're excited to announce that our new book, "The Oxymoronic Guide to Life", will be released next week. Preorder now and get a free copy of our paradoxical puns calendar!
For questions, comments, or just to join the conversation, email us at oxymoroniclogic@conundrums.com.