Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where we specialize in solving problems that are only problems because we made them so.
We're having a Procurement Pizza Party to celebrate our latest acquisition of 10,000 pounds of anchovies. Because who doesn't love a good anchovy?
Join us for games, prizes, and an open bar serving only the finest imported anchovy-based cocktails.
Don't forget to try our special pizza-eating contest, where the grand prize is a year's supply of our famous "Ancho-ritos" sauce.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our "Pin the Anchor on the Pizza" team game.
We look forward to seeing you at the Procurement Pizza Party!