The Committee of Conundrums

Procuring Pretoos

A subcommittee of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals dedicated to procuring the impossible: pretoos for the preposterous.

Antigravity Pants Failures

We're working on it. Seriously, we're trying.

Quantum Socks Failures: The Next Frontier

Unlikely Cheese Combinations

A subcommittee of experts in the art of pairing the incongruous.

Surplus Jellies and Oddities