Procuring Prestoos Committee: Unsatisfied Clients Division

We're the ones who lost the plot, the committee that can't be tamed. Where the abyss of Prestoos swallowed us whole and spat us out as unsatisfied clients.

What Happened Next?

Testimonials

We're not exactly proud of our work, but here's what some of our clients have to say:

• We were supposed to procure a Prestoo, but instead, we got lost in the process.
• We paid for a Prestoo, but it was just a box of rocks.
• We wanted a Prestoo that would last, but it broke after a week.

What We Learned

Meet the Committee Members

We're a team of experts in the field of procuring Prestoos. Sort of.

• John, our leader, who's never seen a Prestoo in his life.
• Jane, our expert, who's just making it up as she goes along.
• Bob, our IT guy, who's trying to keep us all connected via a network of hamsters.

Who We Are