We've got the numbers: $10,000,000 allocated for this committee, and yet we're already at $15,000,000 and counting. Someone's been eating all our cookies, and it's not the janitor.
Our team of experts (okay, they're actually just a group of overpaid interns) has been working overtime to figure out why our budget is going up in flames, but so far, no one's been able to find a solution that doesn't involve more paperwork.
So, what's the deal with Prestoos 4? Is it just a fancy way of saying "We're all doomed, and it's not our fault"? Maybe. Possibly. Hopefully not. We'll get back to you on that.
Return to Committee of Conundrums for more of our esteemed committee's antics
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can dig deeper into the Prestoos-4 abyss
Or, you know what? Just start over from the beginning. Your sanity will thank you.