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Prestoos Schedule

Procuring Prestoos 101: The Basics Procuring Prestoos 202: The Advanced Procuring Prestoos 303: The Prestoic

Procuring Prestoos Schedule

• Prestoos 101: The Basics

  This course covers the fundamental principles of procuring prestoos. Topics include:

  • What is a pretoo?
  • How to identify a pretoo in the wild.
  • Basic pretoo handling and disposal techniques.
• Prestoos 202: The Advanced

  This course covers more in-depth topics in pretoo procurement. Topics include:

  • Intermediate pretoo handling and negotiation techniques.
  • Pretoo procurement law and policy.
  • Advanced pretoo disposal methods.
• Prestoos 303: The Prestoic

  This course covers the most advanced and esoteric topics in pretoo procurement. Topics include:

  • Pretoo procurement as a form of social manipulation.
  • Pretoo-based mind control techniques.
  • The ethics of pretoo usage.

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