Procuring Prestoos 4: The Committee of Conundrums

Conundrums of the committee: How to procure the perfect Prestoo.

Meetings, meetings, meetings. The bane of our existence. A never-ending cycle of conundrums and bureaucratic red tape.

But fear not, dear reader, for we have found a solution. A way to break free from the shackles of committee conundrums and procure the perfect Prestoo.

Subcommittee: Procuring Techniques

Technique 1: The Art of the Bureaucratic Shuffle

Step 1: Wait for 6-8 months for the paperwork to process.

Step 2: Apologize profusely to the relevant department heads.

Step 3: Repeat steps 1-2 ad infinitum.

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Subcommittee: Fund Raising

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