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Procuring Prestoos

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Requirements

For the sake of the committee, and for the sake of sanity, we have distilled the following requirements for procuring Prestoos.

  1. Prestoos must be procured in batches of exactly 7. This ensures an optimal balance between quantity and chaos.
  2. Prestoos must be stored in a temperature-controlled environment, with a relative humidity of less than 50%. Anything more humid, and the Prestoos will start to... well, you know.
  3. Prestoos must be procured from certified, reputable sources. No shady characters or backroom deals, please.
  4. Prestoos must be consumed within 3 hours of procurement. Any longer, and they will have lost their potency.

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Subcommittee on Prestoo-Related Matters

This subcommittee deals with the intricacies of Prestoo-related matters, including but not limited to: