The Committee of Conundrums: Procuring Prestoos is a highly specialized and extremely confusing entity.
Our purpose is to procure as many Prestoos as possible, despite the fact that no one knows what a Prestoo is or how to obtain one.
This is a real committee, we swear.
This team is so good that they're bad, but not so bad that they're good.
We have procured many Prestoos, but none of them are actually Prestoos.
In fact, we're not really sure what a Prestoo is, but we'll keep trying.