Quantum Quandaries Committee - Agenda Item 1: The Infinite Coffee Break

Meeting Notes

Today's agenda item: The Infinite Coffee Break. A discussion on the feasibility of implementing an infinite loop of coffee breaks within the committee's daily schedule.

Attendees:

1. Chairperson, Zephyr W. P. Fizzypop
2. Vice Chair, Binx R. Flibberflabber
3. Member, Glitter F. Floop

Decisions Reached:

• Resolution 1: We shall have an infinite number of coffee breaks. No, seriously, we will not.
• Resolution 2: We must have a coffee machine in the conference room. Or two. Or three.
• Resolution 3: We will have a break now. Because, priorities.

Subcommittee Meetings

For further discussion and sub-decision making, please see:

• Coffeenomics Subcommittee: The Economics of Coffee Consumption
• Cofreakonomics Subcommittee: The Social Impact of Infinite Coffee Breaks

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