Chairperson: Professor Peculiar, Esq.
Vice Chair: Lady Whimsy Wimpleton
Members:
Meeting called to order at 3:00 PM sharp. First item on the agenda: Sock Protocol 2.0.
Motion 1: Professor Peculiar: "We must address the issue of single sock loss. It's a scourge on society."
Seconded: Lady Whimsy Wimpleton
Motion 2: Mr. Bottomsley: "We must standardize sock colors to prevent mismatched pairs."
Seconded: Dr. Fancy Pants
Resolution: Sock Protocol 2.0: "All committee members shall wear matching sock sets at all times, except for special occasions."
Adoption of the resolution: 3 in favor, 1 opposed (Mrs. Sockington, who insisted that plaid is an acceptable exception).
Meeting adjourned at 3:15 PM sharp.
Next meeting: Sock Protocol Committee Report due date: 2023-02-15
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